Dobfubpas is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, smart hydra.

Dobfubpas created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobfubpas, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dobfubpas, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dobfubpas' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dobfubpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.