Flatpibgovyart Cutligquam is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, wise guinea pig.

Flatpibgovyart Cutligquam created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flatpibgovyart Cutligquam, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flatpibgovyart Cutligquam, he will ignore you.

Flatpibgovyart Cutligquam's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Flatpibgovyart Cutligquam's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flatpibgovyart Cutligquam.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.