Nadlimbappingem is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, dishonourable unicorn.

Nadlimbappingem created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadlimbappingem, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nadlimbappingem, it will throw large rocks at you.

Nadlimbappingem's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Nadlimbappingem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Never feed lemons to great tits while wearing green shorts.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.