Xuckapfudwik is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, two-faced dryad.

Xuckapfudwik created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckapfudwik, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xuckapfudwik, she will send minions to preach to you.

Xuckapfudwik's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Xuckapfudwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Run away if nine porpoises approach from the north.

4. Never feed wheat to badgers while wearing shoes.

5. Do not listen to music.