Bopfarnlapnigdussbessveenvog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless rat.

Bopfarnlapnigdussbessveenvog created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopfarnlapnigdussbessveenvog, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bopfarnlapnigdussbessveenvog, he will curse you with boils.

Bopfarnlapnigdussbessveenvog's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bopfarnlapnigdussbessveenvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tapirs.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never hurt doves.