Ged is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic hippopotamus.

Ged created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ged, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ged, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Ged's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Ged's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Ged loves badgers, so they must be honoured.