Gedmitkam Genlancud is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing slug.

Gedmitkam Genlancud created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedmitkam Genlancud, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gedmitkam Genlancud, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gedmitkam Genlancud's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gedmitkam Genlancud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never feed lemons to sharks while wearing coats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Worship no other gods but Gedmitkam Genlancud.