Jopappbinrat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent mouse.

Jopappbinrat created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jopappbinrat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jopappbinrat, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Jopappbinrat's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Jopappbinrat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Jopappbinrat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not stand on grass.