Hugkommap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent shark.

Hugkommap created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Hugkommap, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hugkommap, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Hugkommap's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Hugkommap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

3. Do not kill great tits.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Put Hugkommap first in all things.