Honnurthap is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, proud wasp.

Honnurthap created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honnurthap, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Honnurthap, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Honnurthap's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Honnurthap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Feed all hungry geese.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Put Honnurthap first in all things.

5. Never write about quantum mechanics.