Bissgedsin is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, dishonest ant.

Bissgedsin created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bissgedsin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bissgedsin, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bissgedsin's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bissgedsin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not keep four frogs in a large pit.

5. Put Bissgedsin first in all things.
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