Tipcanpib is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident dog.

Tipcanpib created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipcanpib, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tipcanpib, it will try to impress you with trees.

Tipcanpib's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tipcanpib's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Erect three lead sculptures of Tipcanpib on top of important buildings.