Hunfarncuss is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, cheerful dragon.

Hunfarncuss created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunfarncuss, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hunfarncuss, he will boil you in a big pot.

Hunfarncuss' most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Hunfarncuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not take Hunfarncuss' name in vain.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Hunfarncuss on top of all buildings.