Fagdussbod is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, narcissistic beaver.

Fagdussbod created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Fagdussbod, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fagdussbod, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fagdussbod's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fagdussbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fagdussbod.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Hide from white sharks for they are unholy.