Cidmadvab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, passionate chinchilla.

Cidmadvab created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidmadvab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cidmadvab, he will turn you into a rock.

Cidmadvab's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cidmadvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.
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