Sanddodfod is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, pitiless crane.

Sanddodfod created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sanddodfod, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sanddodfod, it will strike you with lightening.

Sanddodfod's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Sanddodfod's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Put Sanddodfod first in all things.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never write about photosynthesis.