Ruttartlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty dragonfly.

Ruttartlarp created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttartlarp, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ruttartlarp, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Ruttartlarp's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Ruttartlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Never paint your feet green.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.