Liddabfun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish bird.

Liddabfun created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Liddabfun, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Liddabfun, it will turn you into a snail.

Liddabfun's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Liddabfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Always take life seriously.