Cennanhab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, moody bat.

Cennanhab created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cennanhab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cennanhab, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cennanhab's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Cennanhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of rats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Run away if eight porpoises approach from the north.