Yakgovgat is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, duplicitous swallow.

Yakgovgat created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakgovgat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yakgovgat, she will strike you with lightening.

Yakgovgat's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Yakgovgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not hurt pigs.

3. Never bounce in the presence of bats.

4. You must love Yakgovgat.

5. Never wear coats.