Teen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing hedgehog.

Teen created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Teen, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Teen, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Teen's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Teen's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of ants.

2. Never feed limes to rats while wearing rings.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never paint your head green.

5. Never think about optics.