Mapstikont is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful shrew.

Mapstikont created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mapstikont, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mapstikont, she will turn you into a frog.

Mapstikont's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Mapstikont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three swans in a large pit.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Mapstikont on top of all buildings.

4. Mapstikont loves foxes, so they must be respected.

5. Always help tortoises in need.