Kipcabdag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, deceitful porpoise.

Kipcabdag created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Kipcabdag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kipcabdag, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Kipcabdag's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Kipcabdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Never mention swans.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not cook food in pots.