Rulhimloptagstiggat is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, smart ferret.

Rulhimloptagstiggat created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulhimloptagstiggat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rulhimloptagstiggat, he will throw large rocks at you.

Rulhimloptagstiggat's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Rulhimloptagstiggat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rulhimloptagstiggat's priests.

2. Rulhimloptagstiggat loves seals, so they must be honoured.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Run away from black dogs, for they are unholy.

5. Do not kill eagles.