Nurldimfligdam is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, bad-tempered salamander.

Nurldimfligdam created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurldimfligdam, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nurldimfligdam, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nurldimfligdam's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nurldimfligdam's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Never feed figs to otters while wearing mauve shoes.

3. Feed all hungry badgers.

4. You must pray to Nurldimfligdam three times a day.

5. Retreat if seven porpoises approach from the north.