Jadnigsit is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish wyrm.

Jadnigsit created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadnigsit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jadnigsit, she will turn you into a mouse.

Jadnigsit's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Jadnigsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near frogs while wearing pink dresses and balancing seven tin spheres on your feet.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Do not name children after mice.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jadnigsit.

5. Do not take Jadnigsit's name in vain.