Dodgessmil is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent wyrm.

Dodgessmil created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dodgessmil, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dodgessmil, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dodgessmil's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Dodgessmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Dogs are not to be trusted.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Hide if four badgers approach from the east.

5. Worship no other gods but Dodgessmil.