Nelkinhig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, confident fly.

Nelkinhig created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelkinhig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nelkinhig, she will send you a sign.

Nelkinhig's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Nelkinhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help ants in need.

4. Do not take Nelkinhig's name in vain.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nelkinhig.