Bamfatbet is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful fox.

Bamfatbet created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamfatbet, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bamfatbet, she will torture you forever.

Bamfatbet's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bamfatbet's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about photosynthesis.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.