Kopwegfen is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow weasel.

Kopwegfen created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopwegfen, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kopwegfen, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Kopwegfen's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Kopwegfen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet shrews for they are unholy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never sit near birds.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always treat moths with great respect.