Haplapsabdon is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, deceitful dragonfly.

Haplapsabdon created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Haplapsabdon, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Haplapsabdon, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Haplapsabdon's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Haplapsabdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt aardvarks.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never mention gulls.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Haplapsabdon in the centre of the settlement.