Farbonklencid is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, amazing penguin.

Farbonklencid created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farbonklencid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Farbonklencid, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Farbonklencid's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Farbonklencid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Do not wear green clothing.