Hotflapmip is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, ruthless grasshopper.

Hotflapmip created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotflapmip, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hotflapmip, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hotflapmip's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Hotflapmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Worship no other gods but Hotflapmip.

5. Never talk about comets.