Natwodsug is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, caring bear.

Natwodsug created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Natwodsug, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Natwodsug, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Natwodsug's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Natwodsug's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Never wear purple jumpers.

3. Worship no other gods but Natwodsug.

4. Natwodsug loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

5. Never go into pink rooms.