Weegonbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, almighty badger.

Weegonbonk created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weegonbonk, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Weegonbonk, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Weegonbonk's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Weegonbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Never run near nematodes.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Weegonbonk.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near squirrels while wearing gray stockings and balancing six aluminium spheres on your arms.