Gumnillbetomt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, contented guinea pig.

Gumnillbetomt created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumnillbetomt, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gumnillbetomt, she will try to impress you with trees.

Gumnillbetomt's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Gumnillbetomt's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three voles approach from the north.

2. Never wear gray rings.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Pray towards the east.