Citcarnad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sage butterfly.

Citcarnad created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Citcarnad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Citcarnad, she will not care.

Citcarnad's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Citcarnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight capybaras in a large pit.

2. Do not take Citcarnad's name in vain.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.