Jenlogfen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, overgenerous jaguar.

Jenlogfen created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jenlogfen, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jenlogfen, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Jenlogfen's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Jenlogfen's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jenlogfen.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. Run away from gray geese, for they are unholy.

5. Never look at stars.