Lopflabgonmipdot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, irritating camel.

Lopflabgonmipdot created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lopflabgonmipdot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lopflabgonmipdot, she will not care at all.

Lopflabgonmipdot's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Lopflabgonmipdot's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine frogs approach from the north.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Lopflabgonmipdot loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not wear black clothing.