Hubrapfit Teengebxen is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, idiotic chicken.

Hubrapfit Teengebxen created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubrapfit Teengebxen, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hubrapfit Teengebxen, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hubrapfit Teengebxen's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Hubrapfit Teengebxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of lentils to moths while wearing turquoise ear rings.

2. Always help grasshopers.

3. Never wear indigo scarves.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Do not dye your hair black.