Pangdaplarp is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing guinea pig.

Pangdaplarp created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangdaplarp, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pangdaplarp, she will turn you into a sheep.

Pangdaplarp's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Pangdaplarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt capybaras.

2. Retreat if six horses approach from the east.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.