Fidbitpas is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring tapir.

Fidbitpas created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidbitpas, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fidbitpas, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fidbitpas' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fidbitpas' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Retreat if five turtles approach from the west.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never chant in the presence of mice.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near goats while wearing black shirts.