Natjabstafnib is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, stupid wasp.

Natjabstafnib created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natjabstafnib, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Natjabstafnib, it will strike you with lightening.

Natjabstafnib's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Natjabstafnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Fast once a month.