Bugcebyarltinbumarn is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental dolphin.

Bugcebyarltinbumarn created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugcebyarltinbumarn, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bugcebyarltinbumarn, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bugcebyarltinbumarn's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bugcebyarltinbumarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Bugcebyarltinbumarn in the centre of the settlement.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.