Nuttbating is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, witless chinchilla.

Nuttbating created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbating, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nuttbating, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Nuttbating's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Nuttbating's Holy Commandments

1. Nuttbating loves horses, so they must be respected.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Always obey Nuttbating's priests.

5. Always help sick eagles.