Donbossgud is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, blissful ferret.

Donbossgud created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Donbossgud, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Donbossgud, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Donbossgud's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Donbossgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near geese while wearing violet tights and balancing five gold spheres on your hands.

3. Never think ill of sick doves.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not make images of living things.