Panyatbag Bugbastrak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthoughtful toad.

Panyatbag Bugbastrak created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Panyatbag Bugbastrak, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Panyatbag Bugbastrak, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Panyatbag Bugbastrak's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Panyatbag Bugbastrak's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Panyatbag Bugbastrak six times a day.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always obey Panyatbag Bugbastrak's priests.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.