Vaglibton is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, weak goat.

Vaglibton created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Vaglibton, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vaglibton, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vaglibton's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Vaglibton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

3. Run away from magenta porpoises, for they are unholy.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never feed lots of nuts to monkeys while wearing blue dresses.