Nulkenhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate wyrm.

Nulkenhiv created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Nulkenhiv, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nulkenhiv, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nulkenhiv's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Nulkenhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Run away if five sheep approach from the west.