Logmethen is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving owl.

Logmethen created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logmethen, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Logmethen, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Logmethen's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Logmethen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near gulls while wearing yellow ear rings and balancing five carbon spheres on your arms.

4. Feed all hungry badgers.

5. Never paint your head indigo.