Hubkenbod Vonpidnurtjonhabtitgenlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, selfish naga.

Hubkenbod Vonpidnurtjonhabtitgenlarn created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubkenbod Vonpidnurtjonhabtitgenlarn, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hubkenbod Vonpidnurtjonhabtitgenlarn, it will try to impress you with trees.

Hubkenbod Vonpidnurtjonhabtitgenlarn's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Hubkenbod Vonpidnurtjonhabtitgenlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Hubkenbod Vonpidnurtjonhabtitgenlarn in the centre of the settlement.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always help geese.

4. Do not hurt otters.

5. Do not eat oranges.