Yamtettijin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, merciless yak.

Yamtettijin created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamtettijin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yamtettijin, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Yamtettijin's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Yamtettijin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never hurt shrews.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.